Let's have a toast for the douchebags, Let's have a toast for the assholes, Let's have a toast for the scumbags, Every one of them that I know.

Quote by Kanye West

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This game you can never win, cause they love you then they hate you then...

This game you can never win, cause they love you then they hate you then...

Imagine if I didn't have the ends, I wouldn't have so many imaginary friends.

Imagine if I didn't have the ends, I wouldn't have so many imaginary friends.

Doctors say Im the illest. Cause Im suffering from realness. Got my niggas in Paris...

Doctors say Im the illest. Cause Im suffering from realness. Got my niggas in Paris...

Its a war going on outside we aint safe from. I feel the pain in...

Its a war going on outside we aint safe from. I feel the pain in...

Come and meet me in the bathroom stall and show me why you deserve to...

Come and meet me in the bathroom stall and show me why you deserve to...

Got a light skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson, Got a dark skinned friend, look...

Got a light skinned friend, look like Michael Jackson, Got a dark skinned friend, look...

They say you can rap about anything except for Jesus, that means guns, sex, lies,...

They say you can rap about anything except for Jesus, that means guns, sex, lies,...

I made Jesus Walks Im never going to hell. Couture level flow, its never going...

I made Jesus Walks Im never going to hell. Couture level flow, its never going...

She couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter Alexis (A Lexus)

She couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter Alexis (A Lexus)

George Bush doesn't care about black people.

George Bush doesn't care about black people.

She don't believe in shooting stars, but she believes in shoes and cars.

She don't believe in shooting stars, but she believes in shoes and cars.

If you have the opportunity to play this game of life you need to appreciate...

If you have the opportunity to play this game of life you need to appreciate...

Hey boys and girls, I got a new riddle. Whos the new old perv thats...

Hey boys and girls, I got a new riddle. Whos the new old perv thats...

People always say that you can't please everybody. I think that's a cop-out. Why not...

People always say that you can't please everybody. I think that's a cop-out. Why not...

Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger, but she ain't messin' wit no broke...

Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger, but she ain't messin' wit no broke...

If you admire somebody, you should go ahead and tell them. People never get the...

If you admire somebody, you should go ahead and tell them. People never get the...

My child-like creativity, purity and honesty is honestly being crowded by these grown thoughts.

My child-like creativity, purity and honesty is honestly being crowded by these grown thoughts.

Im a freak huh, rock star life. The second girl with us, thats our wife.

Im a freak huh, rock star life. The second girl with us, thats our wife.

We love Jesus but you done learned a lot from satan.

We love Jesus but you done learned a lot from satan.

George Bush doesn't care about black people.

George Bush doesn't care about black people.