Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.
Quote by James Thurber
Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything.
But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter...
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more
Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some...
The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms hollow,...
The most dangerous food is wedding cake
The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of economics...
Let the meek inherit the earth - they have it coming to them
Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our...
There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption.
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that...
Last night I dreamed of a small consolation enjoyed only by the blind: Nobody knows...
There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
We all have faults, and mine is being wicked.
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.