Let me tell you why I suck as a sellman....

Quote by Chris Farley

Topics: Saturday Night Live Quotes

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.

The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer.

Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story.

Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story.

In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.

In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.