Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.

Quote by Peter Ustinov

Topics: Laughter Quotes

Parents are the bone on which children sharpen their teeth.

Parents are the bone on which children sharpen their teeth.

The habit of religion is oppressive, an easy way out of thought.

The habit of religion is oppressive, an easy way out of thought.

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.

Pavarotti is not vain, but conscious of being unique.

Pavarotti is not vain, but conscious of being unique.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of...

If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of...

Books, I don't know what you see in them. I can understand a person reading...

Books, I don't know what you see in them. I can understand a person reading...

I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.

I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me...

I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me...

The French and the British are such good enemies that they can't resist being friends

The French and the British are such good enemies that they can't resist being friends

A diplomat these days in nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit...

A diplomat these days in nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit...

Beliefs are what divide people. Doubt unites them.

Beliefs are what divide people. Doubt unites them.

Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.

Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.

People who reach the top of the tree are only those who haven't got the...

People who reach the top of the tree are only those who haven't got the...

At the age of four with paper hats and wooden swords we're all Generals. Only...

At the age of four with paper hats and wooden swords we're all Generals. Only...

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy.

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy.

Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you...

Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you...

Seek not to understand that you may believe, but believe that you may understand.

Seek not to understand that you may believe, but believe that you may understand.

I believe that we should die with decency so that at least decency will survive.

I believe that we should die with decency so that at least decency will survive.

I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend...

I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend...