Kings are not born: they are made by artificial hallucination.
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw Quotes
No king on earth is as safe in his job as a Trade Union official....
Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The...
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.
I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides,...
Men have to do some awfully mean things to keep up their respectability.
Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world. Unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world to...
My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is...
I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.
One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who...
The natural term of the affection of the human animal for its offspring is six...
Experience fails to teach where there is no desire to learn.
The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.
Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his...
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else
I write plays because I like it and because I cannot remember any period in...
As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is...
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
Never fret for an only son, the idea of failure will never occur to him.