Keep your blame, shame and pregame to a minimum. But raise your glass, class, and bank account as often as you can.

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Can a woman in a relationship, have a separate bank account and by herself things...

Can a woman in a relationship, have a separate bank account and by herself things...

Jenny Craig can be yo freak, but my bank account still gone be obese.

Jenny Craig can be yo freak, but my bank account still gone be obese.

Ivy Blue bank account is larger then mine and she isn't even a day old...salty.

Ivy Blue bank account is larger then mine and she isn't even a day old...salty.

The problem... is emblematic of what hasn't changed during the equal opportunity revolution of the...

The problem... is emblematic of what hasn't changed during the equal opportunity revolution of the...

Waking up to an empty bank account is always fun.

Waking up to an empty bank account is always fun.

I'm just a girl with a big heart and big dreams, trying to get a...

I'm just a girl with a big heart and big dreams, trying to get a...

Shout out to the money that just magically appeared in my bank account!

Shout out to the money that just magically appeared in my bank account!

Don't spend all your money trying to buy handbags but your bank account is negative.

Don't spend all your money trying to buy handbags but your bank account is negative.

Yea I've always been short but my bank account will always be growing.

Yea I've always been short but my bank account will always be growing.

When an actress takes off her clothes onscreen but a nursing mother is told to...

When an actress takes off her clothes onscreen but a nursing mother is told to...