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Its time we framed every question - every issue -- not in terms of whats...

Its time we framed every question - every issue -- not in terms of whats...

The percentage of Americans in the prison system, Prison system, has doubled since 1985

The percentage of Americans in the prison system, Prison system, has doubled since 1985

Isn't it funny how red, white and blue represent freedom until its in your rear...

Isn't it funny how red, white and blue represent freedom until its in your rear...

We must retool our nation to prepare for the challenge we already face to maintain...

We must retool our nation to prepare for the challenge we already face to maintain...

Marijuana is America's largest cash crop.

Marijuana is America's largest cash crop.

I will not take ut for an answer.

I will not take ut for an answer.

Now, they have invented a new war to fire our passion and capture imaginationThe War...

Now, they have invented a new war to fire our passion and capture imaginationThe War...

America is just downright mean.

America is just downright mean.

America must raise an empire of permanent duration, supported upon the grand pillars of Truth,...

America must raise an empire of permanent duration, supported upon the grand pillars of Truth,...

The Death Penalty: Killing people that kill people to show people that killing people is...

The Death Penalty: Killing people that kill people to show people that killing people is...

The name of American, which belongs to you, in your national capacity, must always exalt...

The name of American, which belongs to you, in your national capacity, must always exalt...

America now stands as the world's foremost power. We should be proud: Not since the...

America now stands as the world's foremost power. We should be proud: Not since the...

Go with your first thoughts; they're usually your best thoughts. Pay attention, stick to your...

Go with your first thoughts; they're usually your best thoughts. Pay attention, stick to your...

Build up your credit Build up your self esteem Build up your bank account Moving...

Build up your credit Build up your self esteem Build up your bank account Moving...

In America, carrying an open can of beer is illegal, while carrying a loaded handgun...

In America, carrying an open can of beer is illegal, while carrying a loaded handgun...

When the US sneezes, Canada says, gesundheit.

When the US sneezes, Canada says, gesundheit.

After convincing myself that was maybe you should at least help out your neighborhood, I...

After convincing myself that was maybe you should at least help out your neighborhood, I...

Rural America: Where nobody locks their front door but everybody makes sure their wireless network...

Rural America: Where nobody locks their front door but everybody makes sure their wireless network...