I've made an incredible amount of money stealing fans from homeowners.

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It's a character I've created. Actually, that's pretty much the opposite of me, off a...

It's a character I've created. Actually, that's pretty much the opposite of me, off a...

I'm opinionated. I always stick to my design plan. I don't waver.

I'm opinionated. I always stick to my design plan. I don't waver.

I've enjoyed being a part of something from the beginning, when we were still finding...

I've enjoyed being a part of something from the beginning, when we were still finding...

I've had rooms that didn't come out to my liking.

I've had rooms that didn't come out to my liking.

I enjoy talking to fans.

I enjoy talking to fans.

In two days, it's hard to to get the quality you would normally want for...

In two days, it's hard to to get the quality you would normally want for...

Throughout the country, I see the same design problems and solutions over and over.

Throughout the country, I see the same design problems and solutions over and over.

Ripping up carpet is easy, tiling is the issue.

Ripping up carpet is easy, tiling is the issue.

Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while...

Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while...

Whether it was working on theatre sets or stage lighting, I didn't realize most all...

Whether it was working on theatre sets or stage lighting, I didn't realize most all...

They don't know they're living in a glass house.

They don't know they're living in a glass house.

There are lighter colors of granite and I like to break the rules.

There are lighter colors of granite and I like to break the rules.

I'm having the time of my life and I'm glad people are enjoy it.

I'm having the time of my life and I'm glad people are enjoy it.

Use plants to bring life.

Use plants to bring life.

I'm very flattered, but I don't think I'm the sexiest man on the planet.

I'm very flattered, but I don't think I'm the sexiest man on the planet.

I gave the couple a hint of a design that would work great with the...

I gave the couple a hint of a design that would work great with the...

Inexpensive is good.

Inexpensive is good.

I know people don't think I work.

I know people don't think I work.

Being in the design industry, I've tended to meet more people who are affected by...

Being in the design industry, I've tended to meet more people who are affected by...

I was supposed to be the antithesis of Frank.

I was supposed to be the antithesis of Frank.