I've been drinking all night and I feel like performing with you in the bedroom. Flooring to the dresser, don't want nothing less cause I'm sure you're the best.

Quote by Wiz Khalifa

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Can't find the remote control: that's how you know I'm stoned. All you do is...

Can't find the remote control: that's how you know I'm stoned. All you do is...

Ballin's not a hobby, it's my occupation. Hoes on my dick, that's my confirmation.

Ballin's not a hobby, it's my occupation. Hoes on my dick, that's my confirmation.

Wanna ride jet skis all day come home to bed already made for us. Niggas...

Wanna ride jet skis all day come home to bed already made for us. Niggas...

My weed so strong I swear to god you would think it's cologne. I go...

My weed so strong I swear to god you would think it's cologne. I go...

You won't end up giving it back if you had this for one night.

You won't end up giving it back if you had this for one night.

See I'm smoking my best shit. Mo'fuckers ain't balling, so they're seeing the exit.

See I'm smoking my best shit. Mo'fuckers ain't balling, so they're seeing the exit.

Floating on that chronic, floating on that chronic. I'm just floating on that chronic.

Floating on that chronic, floating on that chronic. I'm just floating on that chronic.

It's lonely at the top, Im tired of having company.

It's lonely at the top, Im tired of having company.

Nigga and we roll deep, so deep. It's going down in this bitch, concrete. We...

Nigga and we roll deep, so deep. It's going down in this bitch, concrete. We...

Put a joint to my lips, and get highed up, skried up mean skied up,...

Put a joint to my lips, and get highed up, skried up mean skied up,...

Shades on, Polo white T. Me leaving here alone? Thats unlikely. Not a stoner bitch,...

Shades on, Polo white T. Me leaving here alone? Thats unlikely. Not a stoner bitch,...

But you knew that and all you niggas knew this jack and now you muthafuckas...

But you knew that and all you niggas knew this jack and now you muthafuckas...

Wizzle man, the fans can't keep them off me. Always reppin' for my city even...

Wizzle man, the fans can't keep them off me. Always reppin' for my city even...

Looking at the top and I don't see not one contender.

Looking at the top and I don't see not one contender.

Just boarded a yacht. We're at the craps table in Vegas. The dealer saying how...

Just boarded a yacht. We're at the craps table in Vegas. The dealer saying how...

I spent your advance just on my Audemars. Im here today then Im gone tomorrow.

I spent your advance just on my Audemars. Im here today then Im gone tomorrow.

Cause all these plaques, nigga, that's because of it. Wouldn't have shit if it wasn't...

Cause all these plaques, nigga, that's because of it. Wouldn't have shit if it wasn't...

If you roll one up, I'mma roll one too. Oh you sayin' you don't smoke?...

If you roll one up, I'mma roll one too. Oh you sayin' you don't smoke?...

Too many thirsty girls up in this club for me to leave here with one...

Too many thirsty girls up in this club for me to leave here with one...

All I need is mary mary mary I ain't fuckin wit no other drug.

All I need is mary mary mary I ain't fuckin wit no other drug.