It's hard to pull your foot out of your mouth... ...when your head is up your ass.

Quote by Feddler Von Schtickle

Topics: Love Quotes

May my heart be your shelter, and my arms be your home.

May my heart be your shelter, and my arms be your home.

Caresses, expressions of one sort or another, are necessary to the life of the affections...

Caresses, expressions of one sort or another, are necessary to the life of the affections...

Self-love, is not so vile a sin as self-neglecting.

Self-love, is not so vile a sin as self-neglecting.

From the dark end of the street -- To the bright side of the road...

From the dark end of the street -- To the bright side of the road...

We are not commanded (or forbidden) to love our mates, our children, our friends, our...

We are not commanded (or forbidden) to love our mates, our children, our friends, our...

Absence from the person you love is only healthy in theory.

Absence from the person you love is only healthy in theory.

But a lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell...

But a lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell...

War is like love, it always finds a way

War is like love, it always finds a way

Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give,...

Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give,...

If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many...

If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many...

If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into...

If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying forward into...

The man that hails you Tom or Jack, and proves by thumps upon your back...

The man that hails you Tom or Jack, and proves by thumps upon your back...

She heard with patience all unto the end, And strove to maister sorrowful assay, Which...

She heard with patience all unto the end, And strove to maister sorrowful assay, Which...

Once in a while you have to take a break and visit yourself.

Once in a while you have to take a break and visit yourself.

I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me...

I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me...

Love is the irresistible desire to be desired irresistibly.

Love is the irresistible desire to be desired irresistibly.

Love - the feeling - is a fruit of love, the verb

Love - the feeling - is a fruit of love, the verb

No woman wants to be in submission to a man who isn't in submission to...

No woman wants to be in submission to a man who isn't in submission to...