It was irritating to have one's physical shortcomings pointed out quite so plainly twice in one evening, once by a beautiful girl and once by a dying badger.

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I try and do 2,500 words a day, every day of the year.

I try and do 2,500 words a day, every day of the year.

New technology is useful, but it's inefficient and ugly; it knows it'll be obsolete by...

New technology is useful, but it's inefficient and ugly; it knows it'll be obsolete by...

Everything is out there if you know how to find it, and have the patience....

Everything is out there if you know how to find it, and have the patience....

American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It's never really...

American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It's never really...

Poetry is one of the few nasty childhood habits I've managed to grow out of.

Poetry is one of the few nasty childhood habits I've managed to grow out of.

American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It's never really...

American-style iced tea is the perfect drink for a hot, sunny day. It's never really...

Luck, like a Russian car, generally only works if you push it.

Luck, like a Russian car, generally only works if you push it.

Lawyers are predators in grey worsted.

Lawyers are predators in grey worsted.

The best definition of an immortal is someone who hasn't died yet.

The best definition of an immortal is someone who hasn't died yet.

I don't read the Sunday papers; or the dailies, either.

I don't read the Sunday papers; or the dailies, either.