It took a lot of water to down just that fucking bat's head, let me tell you. It's still stuck in my fucking throat, after all these years. People all over the world say, 'You're the guy who kills creatures?…

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I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man....

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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK -...

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Every time I mention the vagina doctor, you get this little smirk on your face....

I don't consider myself a great singer--but I have a connection with the audience. There's...

I don't consider myself a great singer--but I have a connection with the audience. There's...

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I dont consider myself a great singer--but I have a connection with the audience. Theres...

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Somebody said to me this morning, To what do you attribute your longevity? I dont...

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Bubbles! Oh come on Sharon! I'm fucking Ozzy Osbourne, I'm the Prince of fucking Darkness....

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I kept hearing that metal is dead and Ozzys dead and people that like Ozzy...

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I love you all. I love you more than life itself, but youre all fucking...

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I have a saying. 'Never judge a book by its cover'. I say that because...

Dogs smoke in France.

Dogs smoke in France.

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Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.

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I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see...

I couldn't kill him. I couldn't live with that on my conscience

I couldn't kill him. I couldn't live with that on my conscience

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I want to be American. America is the coolest place on the face of the...