In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his stupidity.

Quote by Konrad Adenauer

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All parts of the human body get tired eventually - except the tongue.

All parts of the human body get tired eventually - except the tongue.

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided.

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided.

The rare case where the conquered is very satisfied with the conqueror.

The rare case where the conquered is very satisfied with the conqueror.

An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

Only the stupidest calves choose their own butcher.

Only the stupidest calves choose their own butcher.

A thick skin is a gift from God.

A thick skin is a gift from God.

Kennedy cooked the soup that Johnson had to eat. Konrad Adenauer

Kennedy cooked the soup that Johnson had to eat. Konrad Adenauer

The art of politics consists in knowing precisely when it is necessary to hit an...

The art of politics consists in knowing precisely when it is necessary to hit an...

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided.

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided.

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power....

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power....

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history...

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history...

Our nation was created in ways that allow human potential to prosper, and it created...

Our nation was created in ways that allow human potential to prosper, and it created...

It is the true office of history to represent the events themselves, together with the...

It is the true office of history to represent the events themselves, together with the...

A chronicle is very different from history proper.

A chronicle is very different from history proper.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

Never before in history has innovation offered promise of so much to so many in...

Never before in history has innovation offered promise of so much to so many in...

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's...

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's...

Long before history began we men have got together apart from the women and done...

Long before history began we men have got together apart from the women and done...

Newspapers are the second hand of history. This hand, however, is usually not only of...

Newspapers are the second hand of history. This hand, however, is usually not only of...

Once you get into this great stream of history, you can't get out.

Once you get into this great stream of history, you can't get out.