Immortality is the condition of a dead man who doesn't believe he is dead
Quote by Henry Louis Mencken
It is more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents
Government is actually the worst failure of civilized man. There has never been a really...
I give you Chicago. It is not London and Harvard. It is not Paris and...
There is only one honest impulse at the bottom of Puritanism, and that is the...
A national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of, with a...
The aim of public education is not to spread enlightenment at all; it is simply...
Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another
The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men...
We must respect the other fellow's religion,but only in the sense and to the extent...
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
Morality is nothing but a struggle for safety
During many a single week, I daresay, more money is spent in New York upon...
There are two kinds of music; German music and bad music.
It is a peculiarity of the American mind that it regards any excursion into the...
Immorality: the morality of those who are having a better time
I can only imagine very stupid people looking at it (Television)
I saw this show under adverse circumstances-my seat was facing the stage.
Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and...