I'm waiting for the time when I fail - because we all fail - and I'm ready, I'll take up carpentry.

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Even though we work in the same field, we have an intense private life away...

Even though we work in the same field, we have an intense private life away...

The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh...

The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh...

There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is...

There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is...

Richie and Eddie couldn't exist without each other. They're two halves of the same person.

Richie and Eddie couldn't exist without each other. They're two halves of the same person.

We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless...

We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless...

You're entering dangerous land when you start theorising about comedy.

You're entering dangerous land when you start theorising about comedy.

We have never been strictly political, only strictly funny.

We have never been strictly political, only strictly funny.

I've never played a hero before so I jumped at the chance.

I've never played a hero before so I jumped at the chance.

We had so much fun in Ghana and they are really lovely people.

We had so much fun in Ghana and they are really lovely people.

On stage, we just want to generate hysteria. We don't care about looking cool or...

On stage, we just want to generate hysteria. We don't care about looking cool or...

I've always had a kind of visual eye, and it was a pleasant exercise for...

I've always had a kind of visual eye, and it was a pleasant exercise for...

A lot of people are obsessed with looking cool. They feel they have to look...

A lot of people are obsessed with looking cool. They feel they have to look...

I don't claim that our TV comedies are highbrow in anyway, but I think there's...

I don't claim that our TV comedies are highbrow in anyway, but I think there's...

Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than...

Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than...

Most modern comedy is crap.

Most modern comedy is crap.

From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet...

From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet...

I remember once having to stop performing when I thought an elderly man a few...

I remember once having to stop performing when I thought an elderly man a few...