I?m married, which means that instead of occasionally wondering about men from afar, I actually live with one and can be constantly astounded by the strange male brain.

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Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

Animal welfare issues have always been important to me.

Animal welfare issues have always been important to me.

Cathy was the first widely syndicated humor strip created by a woman. The strip was...

Cathy was the first widely syndicated humor strip created by a woman. The strip was...

Cartooning is a wonderful career, and I'd like more women to get to have it....

Cartooning is a wonderful career, and I'd like more women to get to have it....

I have an office in my house and one about five minutes from my house....

I have an office in my house and one about five minutes from my house....

I'm most proud of having created something that men never completely get.

I'm most proud of having created something that men never completely get.

All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we...

All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we...

All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we...

All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we...

I never thought Cathy would get married in the comic strip. And I also thought...

I never thought Cathy would get married in the comic strip. And I also thought...

All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we...

All parents believe their children can do the impossible. They thought it the minute we...

The specifics of Cathy?s and my life are different now, but the basic life challenges...

The specifics of Cathy?s and my life are different now, but the basic life challenges...

Mothers send strips to daughters to make a point. Daughters smack strips down on the...

Mothers send strips to daughters to make a point. Daughters smack strips down on the...

Imagine my surprise when, after a lifetime of teaching me to keep personal things to...

Imagine my surprise when, after a lifetime of teaching me to keep personal things to...

Otherwise, my whole career has just been flinging myself at whatever is most overdue first...

Otherwise, my whole career has just been flinging myself at whatever is most overdue first...

The biggest change in my life is that I now have to apologize for being...

The biggest change in my life is that I now have to apologize for being...

The specific story line that people have responded to the most has been the horror...

The specific story line that people have responded to the most has been the horror...

I?m lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself...

I?m lucky that my real-life Mom has both a great sense of humor about herself...

Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary.

Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary.

The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good...

The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good...

My bed is a time machine. I lay down for 5 minutes and the next...

My bed is a time machine. I lay down for 5 minutes and the next...