I'm going to shit in a box and send it to Wolverhampton council! We'll see how acceptable they find that! Anyway, I'm sure I can bribe some of these councilors with poker money I've won in our dressing room.

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Ross (Robinson) is insane! Once, when we were recording here, he threw a potted plant...

Ross (Robinson) is insane! Once, when we were recording here, he threw a potted plant...

Ross is insane! Once, when we were recording here, he threw a potted plant at...

Ross is insane! Once, when we were recording here, he threw a potted plant at...

Once in grade school, we were watching a movie with the lights out and I...

Once in grade school, we were watching a movie with the lights out and I...

Joey got the nickname superball when slipknot played this show that he thought was terrible,the...

Joey got the nickname superball when slipknot played this show that he thought was terrible,the...

We Are Human And Shit Happens And That's How Life Goes But We Are Making...

We Are Human And Shit Happens And That's How Life Goes But We Are Making...

Ross had me pounding that kit so hard that my hands were bleeding. They were...

Ross had me pounding that kit so hard that my hands were bleeding. They were...

Some people may think that we hate Korn and Limp Bizkit, but that's not entirely...

Some people may think that we hate Korn and Limp Bizkit, but that's not entirely...

We are Very Sorry we had to cancel this leg of the tour.

We are Very Sorry we had to cancel this leg of the tour.

I couldn't be happier with it, ... Probably the favorite song I did...though, hard to...

I couldn't be happier with it, ... Probably the favorite song I did...though, hard to...

When i first heard of this band i was like i either have to be...

When i first heard of this band i was like i either have to be...

We're really gonna package it and make it a special piece. And, you know, we'll...

We're really gonna package it and make it a special piece. And, you know, we'll...

We Are Not Canceling Our October Tour, The Band Is Not Breaking Up, We Are...

We Are Not Canceling Our October Tour, The Band Is Not Breaking Up, We Are...

We wanted to create the kind of band of whom i'd be jealous if we...

We wanted to create the kind of band of whom i'd be jealous if we...

Oasis. Those guys suck dick and we want to fight them.

Oasis. Those guys suck dick and we want to fight them.

Well it works for me because it's kinda a pivotal thing for being in the...

Well it works for me because it's kinda a pivotal thing for being in the...

Steve comes out of left field, he's one of a kind, ... Rob (guitar) contributed...

Steve comes out of left field, he's one of a kind, ... Rob (guitar) contributed...

It fits It dosn't...talk so im not sure check back in a month!

It fits It dosn't...talk so im not sure check back in a month!

I had the idea of using Glen Benton on the song before even writing anything....

I had the idea of using Glen Benton on the song before even writing anything....

We will be on the road in October and hopefully we will see you there.

We will be on the road in October and hopefully we will see you there.

If I ever modelled for Calvin Klein I'd give myself to a flock of fans...

If I ever modelled for Calvin Klein I'd give myself to a flock of fans...