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Quote by Kato Kaelin

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The circumstance is the incredible part, but I always knew in my heart that something...

The circumstance is the incredible part, but I always knew in my heart that something...

I want people to realize that the domestic abuse charges happened in 1989. I didn't...

I want people to realize that the domestic abuse charges happened in 1989. I didn't...

At the time that I knew them, they were not living together. They began dating...

At the time that I knew them, they were not living together. They began dating...

Sometimes people who get wealthy when they are very, very young, it's a curse to...

Sometimes people who get wealthy when they are very, very young, it's a curse to...

I was never OJ's closest pal, and the media would say that over and over,...

I was never OJ's closest pal, and the media would say that over and over,...

Never live with someone that won the Heisman.

Never live with someone that won the Heisman.

I'm not going to just fade out, I know.

I'm not going to just fade out, I know.

I think that money is the root of all evil. I've seen it happen.

I think that money is the root of all evil. I've seen it happen.

If there's something that you hear on TV about me, just call me and I'll...

If there's something that you hear on TV about me, just call me and I'll...

I ended up living at OJ's because Nicole bought a home that no longer had...

I ended up living at OJ's because Nicole bought a home that no longer had...

It's incredible when I'm out in these towns. I have people telling me they were...

It's incredible when I'm out in these towns. I have people telling me they were...

Sometimes people just want you to fail. Except your really good friends. I've always known...

Sometimes people just want you to fail. Except your really good friends. I've always known...

Thoughts would go in and out of my mind, but I didn't want to believe...

Thoughts would go in and out of my mind, but I didn't want to believe...

I believe in my heart Simpson is guilty.

I believe in my heart Simpson is guilty.

I was at an acting academy for seven years prior to the trial.

I was at an acting academy for seven years prior to the trial.

I'm not afraid of O.J. now.

I'm not afraid of O.J. now.

I have contact with no one involved in the trial.

I have contact with no one involved in the trial.

I think the prosecution had all the evidence in front of them to have won...

I think the prosecution had all the evidence in front of them to have won...

I don't want to be Kato, the trial guy. It's like everything I do is...

I don't want to be Kato, the trial guy. It's like everything I do is...

I thought it was possible that O.J. could have done something. It crossed my mind....

I thought it was possible that O.J. could have done something. It crossed my mind....