I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky.

Quote by Jane Fonda

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Ted needs someone to be there 100% of the time. He thinks that's love. It's...

Ted needs someone to be there 100% of the time. He thinks that's love. It's...

To be a revolutionary you have to be a human being. You have to care...

To be a revolutionary you have to be a human being. You have to care...

When you can't remember why you're hurt, that's when you're healed.

When you can't remember why you're hurt, that's when you're healed.

If the career you have chosen has some unexpected inconvenience, console yourself by reflecting that...

If the career you have chosen has some unexpected inconvenience, console yourself by reflecting that...

But the whole point of liberation is that you get out. Restructure your life. Act...

But the whole point of liberation is that you get out. Restructure your life. Act...

A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming.

A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming.

Telling lies and showing off to get attention are mistakes I made that I don't...

Telling lies and showing off to get attention are mistakes I made that I don't...

It's never too late - never too late to start over, never too late to...

It's never too late - never too late to start over, never too late to...

If you're ever in a situation where you're not getting served or you can't get...

If you're ever in a situation where you're not getting served or you can't get...

My mother killed herself when I was 12. I won't complete that relationship. But I...

My mother killed herself when I was 12. I won't complete that relationship. But I...

When you can't remember why you're hurt, that's when you're healed

When you can't remember why you're hurt, that's when you're healed

If the career you have chosen has some unexpected inconvenience, console yourself by reflecting that...

If the career you have chosen has some unexpected inconvenience, console yourself by reflecting that...

I don't think there's anything more important than making peace before it's too late. And...

I don't think there's anything more important than making peace before it's too late. And...

I don't want my wrinkles taken away - I don't want to look like everyone...

I don't want my wrinkles taken away - I don't want to look like everyone...

A man has every season while a woman only has the right to spring.

A man has every season while a woman only has the right to spring.

We cannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, and repetition impresses...

We cannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, and repetition impresses...

My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I dyed...

My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I dyed...

Marriage is not a simple love affair, it's an ordeal, and the ordeal is the...

Marriage is not a simple love affair, it's an ordeal, and the ordeal is the...

Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horse...

Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horse...

In a good marriage each is the others better half.

In a good marriage each is the others better half.