If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

Quote by Charles Bukowski

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Joan of Arc had style. Jesus had style.

Joan of Arc had style. Jesus had style.

To do a dull thing with style-now that's what I call art.

To do a dull thing with style-now that's what I call art.

Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live.

Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live.

I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a...

I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a...

There will always be something to ruin our lives, it all depends on what or...

There will always be something to ruin our lives, it all depends on what or...

That is what friendship means. Sharing the prejudice of experience.

That is what friendship means. Sharing the prejudice of experience.

Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important...

Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important...

An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard...

An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard...

Humanity, you never had it to begin with.

Humanity, you never had it to begin with.

Genius might be the ability to say a profound thing in a simple way.

Genius might be the ability to say a profound thing in a simple way.

The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote...

The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote...

Never get out of bed before noon.

Never get out of bed before noon.

Never get out of bed before noon

Never get out of bed before noon

Bad taste creates many more millionaires than good taste.

Bad taste creates many more millionaires than good taste.

You begin saving the world by saving one person at a time; all else is...

You begin saving the world by saving one person at a time; all else is...

Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live.

Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live.

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's...

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's...

We have not invaded anyone. We have not conquered anyone. We have not grabbed their...

We have not invaded anyone. We have not conquered anyone. We have not grabbed their...

Just as philosophy is the study of other people's misconceptions, so history is the study...

Just as philosophy is the study of other people's misconceptions, so history is the study...

What is history but a fable agreed upon?

What is history but a fable agreed upon?