If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

Quote by Barry Goldwater

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You don't need to be straight to fight and die for your country. You just...

You don't need to be straight to fight and die for your country. You just...

To disagree, one doesn't have to be disagreeable.

To disagree, one doesn't have to be disagreeable.

The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.

The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.

Equality, rightly understood as our founding fathers understood it, leads to liberty and to the...

Equality, rightly understood as our founding fathers understood it, leads to liberty and to the...

The only summit meeting that can succeed is the one that does not take place.

The only summit meeting that can succeed is the one that does not take place.

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to...

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to...

I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam...

I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam...

You've got to forget about this civilian. Whenever you drop bombs, you're going to hit...

You've got to forget about this civilian. Whenever you drop bombs, you're going to hit...

Where is the politician who has not promised to fight to the death for lower...

Where is the politician who has not promised to fight to the death for lower...

The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.

The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.

I won't say that the papers misquote me, but I sometimes wonder where Christianity would...

I won't say that the papers misquote me, but I sometimes wonder where Christianity would...

I wouldn't trust Nixon from here to that phone.

I wouldn't trust Nixon from here to that phone.

The only summit meeting that can succeed is the one that does not take place.

The only summit meeting that can succeed is the one that does not take place.

When I'm not a politician, I'll be dead.

When I'm not a politician, I'll be dead.

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy...

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy...

American business has just forgotten the importance of selling.

American business has just forgotten the importance of selling.

I have little interest in streamlining government or in making it more efficient, for I...

I have little interest in streamlining government or in making it more efficient, for I...

The United States has been declared under martial law...All constitutional rights have been suspended. Anyone...

The United States has been declared under martial law...All constitutional rights have been suspended. Anyone...

From Watergate we learned what generations before us have known; our Constitution works. And during...

From Watergate we learned what generations before us have known; our Constitution works. And during...

[I]f we and our posterity reject religious instruction and authority, violate the rules of eternal...

[I]f we and our posterity reject religious instruction and authority, violate the rules of eternal...

Conquest is not in our principles; it is inconsistent with our government.

Conquest is not in our principles; it is inconsistent with our government.

For to be free is not merely to cast off one's chains, but to live...

For to be free is not merely to cast off one's chains, but to live...