If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

Quote by Barry Goldwater

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When I'm not a politician, I'll be dead.

When I'm not a politician, I'll be dead.

We cannot allow the American flag to be shot at anywhere on earth if we...

We cannot allow the American flag to be shot at anywhere on earth if we...

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to...

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to...

American business has just forgotten the importance of selling.

American business has just forgotten the importance of selling.

I wouldn't trust Nixon from here to that phone.

I wouldn't trust Nixon from here to that phone.

You don't need to be straight to fight and die for your country. You just...

You don't need to be straight to fight and die for your country. You just...

The only summit meeting that can succeed is the one that does not take place.

The only summit meeting that can succeed is the one that does not take place.

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy...

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy...

To disagree, one doesn't have to be disagreeable.

To disagree, one doesn't have to be disagreeable.

The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.

The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.

I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam...

I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam...

I will offer a choice, not an echo.

I will offer a choice, not an echo.

I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.

I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.

The only summit meeting that can succeed is the one that does not take place.

The only summit meeting that can succeed is the one that does not take place.

Where is the politician who has not promised to fight to the death for lower...

Where is the politician who has not promised to fight to the death for lower...

Equality, rightly understood as our founding fathers understood it, leads to liberty and to the...

Equality, rightly understood as our founding fathers understood it, leads to liberty and to the...

I won't say that the papers misquote me, but I sometimes wonder where Christianity would...

I won't say that the papers misquote me, but I sometimes wonder where Christianity would...

It's a great country, where anybody can grow up to be president... except me.

It's a great country, where anybody can grow up to be president... except me.

Where is the politician who has not promised to fight to the death for lower...

Where is the politician who has not promised to fight to the death for lower...

You've got to forget about this civilian. Whenever you drop bombs, you're going to hit...

You've got to forget about this civilian. Whenever you drop bombs, you're going to hit...