If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.

Quote by Kurt Vonnegut Jr

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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion . . . . I...

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion . . . . I...

Suicide is the punctuation mark at the end of many artistic careers

Suicide is the punctuation mark at the end of many artistic careers

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she...

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she...

You cannot be a good writer of serious fiction if you are not depressed

You cannot be a good writer of serious fiction if you are not depressed

Almost every war ends, properly, with its veterans feeling deceived and pointless and gullible, with...

Almost every war ends, properly, with its veterans feeling deceived and pointless and gullible, with...

Some jerk infected the Internet with an outright lie. It shows how easy it is...

Some jerk infected the Internet with an outright lie. It shows how easy it is...

If people think nature is their friend, then they sure don't need an enemy.

If people think nature is their friend, then they sure don't need an enemy.

People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order...

People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order...

Dont be reckless with other peoples hearts, and dont put up with people that are...

Dont be reckless with other peoples hearts, and dont put up with people that are...

You still mean everything to me. You're just not worth the fight anymore...

You still mean everything to me. You're just not worth the fight anymore...

I swearby my life and my love of itthat I will never live for the...

I swearby my life and my love of itthat I will never live for the...

If he ain't gonna love you the way he should then let it go. If...

If he ain't gonna love you the way he should then let it go. If...

There is no excuse for cheating in a relationship.

There is no excuse for cheating in a relationship.

Problems in relationships occur because each person is concentrating on what is missing in the...

Problems in relationships occur because each person is concentrating on what is missing in the...

I got off on the fact that a guy would be so into me from...

I got off on the fact that a guy would be so into me from...

A woman can give a man a million reasons to be faithful, and he will...

A woman can give a man a million reasons to be faithful, and he will...

Fear of what lies ahead can make it tough to let go of a bad...

Fear of what lies ahead can make it tough to let go of a bad...

And I shall find some girl perhaps, and a better one than you, with eyes...

And I shall find some girl perhaps, and a better one than you, with eyes...

The heart was made to be broken.

The heart was made to be broken.

A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move...

A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move...