If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.

Quote by Kurt Vonnegut Jr

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Dont be reckless with other peoples hearts, and dont put up with people that are...

Dont be reckless with other peoples hearts, and dont put up with people that are...

You cannot be a good writer of serious fiction if you are not depressed

You cannot be a good writer of serious fiction if you are not depressed

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she...

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she...

Almost every war ends, properly, with its veterans feeling deceived and pointless and gullible, with...

Almost every war ends, properly, with its veterans feeling deceived and pointless and gullible, with...

Some jerk infected the Internet with an outright lie. It shows how easy it is...

Some jerk infected the Internet with an outright lie. It shows how easy it is...

If people think nature is their friend, then they sure don't need an enemy.

If people think nature is their friend, then they sure don't need an enemy.

Suicide is the punctuation mark at the end of many artistic careers

Suicide is the punctuation mark at the end of many artistic careers

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion . . . . I...

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion . . . . I...

People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order...

People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order...

People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than...

People who are funny and smart and return phone calls get much better press than...

I think the only necessary conclusion is that we are too beautiful, because being not...

I think the only necessary conclusion is that we are too beautiful, because being not...

People, when they first come to America, whether as travelers or settlers, become aware of...

People, when they first come to America, whether as travelers or settlers, become aware of...

The horizon of many people is a circle with zero radius which they call their...

The horizon of many people is a circle with zero radius which they call their...

Time goes by fast, and people go in and out of your life so quickly,...

Time goes by fast, and people go in and out of your life so quickly,...

People came up: 'I thought you were 6 ft tall.' I'm average height - 5...

People came up: 'I thought you were 6 ft tall.' I'm average height - 5...

People believe what they want to believe, and I want to believe you're a smart...

People believe what they want to believe, and I want to believe you're a smart...

If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and...

If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and...

When people travel here from across the country, they shed jealousies and politics and prejudices.....

When people travel here from across the country, they shed jealousies and politics and prejudices.....

People are generally amazed that I would take an interest in any form that would...

People are generally amazed that I would take an interest in any form that would...

Folks, the President needs a break. Hes like a Black and Decker cordless Dirt Devil...

Folks, the President needs a break. Hes like a Black and Decker cordless Dirt Devil...