If payback is a bitch and revenge is sweet. Then I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.

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Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

When I lose my temper, honey, you cant find it anywhere.

When I lose my temper, honey, you cant find it anywhere.

Everyone has determination - it's a question of how you use it.

Everyone has determination - it's a question of how you use it.

It isnt what I do, but how I do it. It isnt what I say,...

It isnt what I do, but how I do it. It isnt what I say,...

Doing nothing feels like floating on warm water to me. Delightful, perfect.

Doing nothing feels like floating on warm water to me. Delightful, perfect.

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

Its not the having, its the getting.

Its not the having, its the getting.

People say Im extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me,...

People say Im extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me,...

You never know where a blessing can come from.

You never know where a blessing can come from.

Sometimes I think it's better to be a diva.

Sometimes I think it's better to be a diva.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

I believe that its better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

I believe that its better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

I want my tombstone to say She Lived.

I want my tombstone to say She Lived.

No matter what happens, Im loud, noisy, earthy and ready for much more living.

No matter what happens, Im loud, noisy, earthy and ready for much more living.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

Sexually frustrated men turn into bitchy divas like that snickers commercial.

Sexually frustrated men turn into bitchy divas like that snickers commercial.

Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with...

Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with...

Dear Boys, Until you start having periods, babies, and watching the one you love be...

Dear Boys, Until you start having periods, babies, and watching the one you love be...

When nobody will look at you, you can stare a hole in them. Picking out...

When nobody will look at you, you can stare a hole in them. Picking out...