If payback is a bitch and revenge is sweet. Then I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.

Topics: Bitch Quotes, Diva Quotes, Girl Power Quotes, Revenge Quotes

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I don't mean to be a diva, but some days you wake up and you're...

I don't mean to be a diva, but some days you wake up and you're...

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

A hard man is good to find.

A hard man is good to find.

I had to go out in the world and become strong, to discover my mission...

I had to go out in the world and become strong, to discover my mission...

No matter what happens, Im loud, noisy, earthy and ready for much more living.

No matter what happens, Im loud, noisy, earthy and ready for much more living.

When I lose my temper, honey, you cant find it anywhere.

When I lose my temper, honey, you cant find it anywhere.

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

Some girls seriously need to learn how to control their whore-mones.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Sometimes I think it's better to be a diva.

Sometimes I think it's better to be a diva.

Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

Sexually frustrated men turn into bitchy divas like that snickers commercial.

Sexually frustrated men turn into bitchy divas like that snickers commercial.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live...

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live...

Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

You never know where a blessing can come from.

You never know where a blessing can come from.

I want my tombstone to say She Lived.

I want my tombstone to say She Lived.

People say Im extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me,...

People say Im extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me,...

Too young for marriage, too old for games and too smart for players.

Too young for marriage, too old for games and too smart for players.

You don't have to be anti-man to be pro-woman.

You don't have to be anti-man to be pro-woman.

Dear Boys, Until you start having periods, babies, and watching the one you love be...

Dear Boys, Until you start having periods, babies, and watching the one you love be...

Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of...

Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of...