If I wrote a musical it wouldn't be about me. Although I do some magic, so it would probably be about a magician who appeared and re-appeared all over the place.

Quote by Neil Patrick Harris

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It's nice to establish yourself as an actor first and a singer second. Proof is...

It's nice to establish yourself as an actor first and a singer second. Proof is...

I've got no plans to be a ballet dancer at the moment.

I've got no plans to be a ballet dancer at the moment.

Charlie Sheen is who again? Denise is engaged?

Charlie Sheen is who again? Denise is engaged?

I'm shocked at how early everything closes here. But people start earlier. I miss the...

I'm shocked at how early everything closes here. But people start earlier. I miss the...

Tobey's a mellow, cool guy. He's just a good guy. I know that's not the...

Tobey's a mellow, cool guy. He's just a good guy. I know that's not the...

My parents own a restaurant in Albuquerque.

My parents own a restaurant in Albuquerque.

So I've done my fair share of theater. I have also been very fortunate in...

So I've done my fair share of theater. I have also been very fortunate in...

I felt a little green, because Shakespeare writes the thought process within the text; it...

I felt a little green, because Shakespeare writes the thought process within the text; it...

I loved Rent when I first heard it, but it grew on me and so...

I loved Rent when I first heard it, but it grew on me and so...

We're in such a volatile climate right now politically. I think they didn't want Assassins...

We're in such a volatile climate right now politically. I think they didn't want Assassins...

I like the tube more than the NY subway though, you've got cushioned seats.

I like the tube more than the NY subway though, you've got cushioned seats.

When I auditioned for the show, I didn't realize it was an MTV production, which...

When I auditioned for the show, I didn't realize it was an MTV production, which...

I've been taking a trapeze class for the last couple of years. I'm working on...

I've been taking a trapeze class for the last couple of years. I'm working on...

I'm in a play on Broadway, I have an animated TV show coming up, I...

I'm in a play on Broadway, I have an animated TV show coming up, I...

I have more artistic control in a smaller show. But it doesn't really matter. Sometimes...

I have more artistic control in a smaller show. But it doesn't really matter. Sometimes...

I'm a games and theory kind of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun...

I'm a games and theory kind of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun...

Starship Troopers was great. It was great fun to work on something with blue screens...

Starship Troopers was great. It was great fun to work on something with blue screens...