If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
Quote by James Thurber
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He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
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Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
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One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
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Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?
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