If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me out of class immediately.

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I started doing cartoons when I was about 21. I never thought I would be...

I started doing cartoons when I was about 21. I never thought I would be...

I wasn't afraid to be laughed at or be loud.

I wasn't afraid to be laughed at or be loud.

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.

I've gotten a lot of livid letters about the awfulness of my work. I've never...

I've gotten a lot of livid letters about the awfulness of my work. I've never...

I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who...

I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who...

I used to live a very social life and never spend much solitary time looking...

I used to live a very social life and never spend much solitary time looking...

In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.

In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.

I was unable to sleep and I would stay up and draw these little cartoons....

I was unable to sleep and I would stay up and draw these little cartoons....

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs, Being purged, a fire sparkling...

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs, Being purged, a fire sparkling...

Love is blind and lovers cannot see the pretty follies that themselves commit; For if...

Love is blind and lovers cannot see the pretty follies that themselves commit; For if...

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in...

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in...

I believe love is primarily a choice and only sometimes a feeling. If you want...

I believe love is primarily a choice and only sometimes a feeling. If you want...

There is only one way to get ready for immortality, and that is to love...

There is only one way to get ready for immortality, and that is to love...

Technically, I'm single but my heart is taken by someone I can't call my own.

Technically, I'm single but my heart is taken by someone I can't call my own.

Life has taught us that love does not consist of gazing at each other, but...

Life has taught us that love does not consist of gazing at each other, but...

To be capable of steady friendship or lasting love, are the two greatest proofs, not...

To be capable of steady friendship or lasting love, are the two greatest proofs, not...

We don't always get to choose what we love.

We don't always get to choose what we love.

I keep trying to hide how much I love you, but just being your friend...

I keep trying to hide how much I love you, but just being your friend...

Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship...

Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship...