If I bought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog

Quote by Phil Gramm

Topics: Sanity Quotes

It's not fair to say that people who work with their head or with their...

It's not fair to say that people who work with their head or with their...

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis.

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis.

Have the most reliable friend you can have in American politics, and that is ready...

Have the most reliable friend you can have in American politics, and that is ready...

I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going.

I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going.

Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear.

Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear.

Government is not the generator of economic growth; working people are.

Government is not the generator of economic growth; working people are.

I have the most reliable friend you can have in American politics, and that is...

I have the most reliable friend you can have in American politics, and that is...

The genius of the American system is that through freedom we have created extraordinary results...

The genius of the American system is that through freedom we have created extraordinary results...

Quite frankly, I think nothing could do more to immediately bolster national security then enabling...

Quite frankly, I think nothing could do more to immediately bolster national security then enabling...