If God had intended for breasts to be seen, He wouldn't have created large woolen pullovers

Quote by Tracey Ullman

Topics: God Quotes

I hate clowns.

I'm not a crazy, party-going sort of person.

I'm not a crazy, party-going sort of person.

Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers,...

Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers,...

I'm usually put off by performers when they get political.

I'm usually put off by performers when they get political.

As you get older, you realize it's work. It's that fine line between love and...

As you get older, you realize it's work. It's that fine line between love and...

I think serial monogamy says it all.

I think serial monogamy says it all.

I'm as famous as I want to be.

I'm as famous as I want to be.

It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.

It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them.

I don't get very involved in the L.A. scene. When you do get invited out,...

I don't get very involved in the L.A. scene. When you do get invited out,...

There are different types of love, and my love for my child is like me...

There are different types of love, and my love for my child is like me...

I like going to France, because no one knows who I am.

I like going to France, because no one knows who I am.

The show I did in England catered to a broad range of people. I like...

The show I did in England catered to a broad range of people. I like...

I hope I never get so hard up I have to do advertisements. I've gotten...

I hope I never get so hard up I have to do advertisements. I've gotten...

I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin.

I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin.

I like infomercials.

I like infomercials.

I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber...

I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber...

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

You have a cough? Go home tonight; eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow...

You have a cough? Go home tonight; eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow...

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to...

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to...

I am an old man now, and when I die and go to Heaven there...

I am an old man now, and when I die and go to Heaven there...