If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.
Quote by Voltaire
Love truth, and pardon error.
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
Do well and you will have no need for ancestors.
Nothing can be more contrary to religion and the clergy than reason and common sense
The opportunity for doing mischief is found a hundred times a day, and of doing...
Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too.
God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
I hate women because they always know where things are.
Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need
By appreciation, we make excellence in others our own property.
Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal...
Inspiration: A peculiar effect of divine flatulence emitted by the Holy Spirit which hisses into...
Anyone who seeks to destroy the passions instead of controlling them is trying to play...
Woe to the makers of literal translations, who by rendering every word weaken the meaning!...
It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one.
Perfection is attained by slow degrees; it requires the hand of time.
The superfluous, a very necessary thing.
When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy...
I'm affectionately known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian.
Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.