If Edwards gained 60 pounds and lost all his hair, he'd look like Dick Cheney!

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Why the hell do we make such a big deal out of things that shouldn't...

Why the hell do we make such a big deal out of things that shouldn't...

There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making...

There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making...

I feel strongly that I need to try to make my shows as real as...

I feel strongly that I need to try to make my shows as real as...

I'll rail against what I think is wrong.

I'll rail against what I think is wrong.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it.

I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it.

It's sad that we have become so accustomed to bad service that we're shocked when...

It's sad that we have become so accustomed to bad service that we're shocked when...

We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the...

We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the...

I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis....

I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis....

We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the...

We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the...

The tobacco companies knew quite early on the addictive nature of their product.

The tobacco companies knew quite early on the addictive nature of their product.

My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself...

My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself...

I want to democratize business news.

I want to democratize business news.

We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile...

We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile...

The other day at a drive-through, I reminded the teenage girl serving me that she...

The other day at a drive-through, I reminded the teenage girl serving me that she...

It's not as if I can just pop on my show and be rude if...

It's not as if I can just pop on my show and be rude if...

I'm not wedded to covering the markets. I'm intrigued by the markets. If I can...

I'm not wedded to covering the markets. I'm intrigued by the markets. If I can...

I'm not staid and unbiased here. I have certain biases I want to convey, and...

I'm not staid and unbiased here. I have certain biases I want to convey, and...

Sexy ain't guys like Churchill and Lincoln.

Sexy ain't guys like Churchill and Lincoln.

We're a nation of liars. But I mean that in the kindest sense.

We're a nation of liars. But I mean that in the kindest sense.