If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is God is crying. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, Probably because of something you…

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Where knowledge ends, religion begins

Where knowledge ends, religion begins

Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any...

Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any...

If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.

If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.

According to science, the universe began as a swirl of gas that, as it cooled,...

According to science, the universe began as a swirl of gas that, as it cooled,...

The purpose of church is that we might learn to love unconditionally those we wouldn't...

The purpose of church is that we might learn to love unconditionally those we wouldn't...

It can not be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was...

It can not be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was...

If a God, he could not suffer death, for immortality cannot die, and as a...

If a God, he could not suffer death, for immortality cannot die, and as a...

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to...

The Lord redeemeth the soul of his servants: and none of them that trust in...

The Lord redeemeth the soul of his servants: and none of them that trust in...

This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in...

This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in...

Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin.

Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin.

Business is religion, and religion is business. The man who does not make a business...

Business is religion, and religion is business. The man who does not make a business...

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about...

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about...

Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.

Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth.

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth.

Whether one believes in a religion or not, and whether one believes in rebirth or...

Whether one believes in a religion or not, and whether one believes in rebirth or...

Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a...

Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a...