I'd work to make it hip again to spend time in our fabled and fabulous land. But with a Puerto Rican father and a Jewish mother, I would probably be better suited as mayor of New York.

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The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the...

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the...

I think of myself as Special Forces, clearing the path for the infantry.

I think of myself as Special Forces, clearing the path for the infantry.

With years of experience doing whatever it takes to get to the bottom of each...

With years of experience doing whatever it takes to get to the bottom of each...

Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want...

Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want...

Perhaps areas of Israel where current large Palestinian populations and demographic realities exist could be...

Perhaps areas of Israel where current large Palestinian populations and demographic realities exist could be...

I'd like to give divorce a good name.

I'd like to give divorce a good name.

Give Hamas 90 days to pick a lane, then react.

Give Hamas 90 days to pick a lane, then react.

The courage in journalism is sticking up for the unpopular, not the popular.

The courage in journalism is sticking up for the unpopular, not the popular.

I'm in my 10th generation of TV critic now.

I'm in my 10th generation of TV critic now.

I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.

I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.

Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little...

Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little...

To see those babies with no food for three of four days, old people sitting...

To see those babies with no food for three of four days, old people sitting...

I must be doing something right. I've been around for a long time.

I must be doing something right. I've been around for a long time.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

I am enduring. You can disagree with me.

I am enduring. You can disagree with me.

It's a great pleasure having survived six generations of TV critics.

It's a great pleasure having survived six generations of TV critics.

Mother Nature may be forgiving this year, or next year, but eventually she's going to...

Mother Nature may be forgiving this year, or next year, but eventually she's going to...

There's no way New Orleans will ever be the city it was. I think it...

There's no way New Orleans will ever be the city it was. I think it...

The elite media has been caught in so many lies because of false statements that...

The elite media has been caught in so many lies because of false statements that...

I'm tired of getting made fun of.

I'm tired of getting made fun of.