I'd work to make it hip again to spend time in our fabled and fabulous land. But with a Puerto Rican father and a Jewish mother, I would probably be better suited as mayor of New York.

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The biggest stories in 2005 were the national disasters.

The biggest stories in 2005 were the national disasters.

With years of experience doing whatever it takes to get to the bottom of each...

With years of experience doing whatever it takes to get to the bottom of each...

Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little...

Jackson and I spent the day together, just me and him and his children. Little...

I'm in my 10th generation of TV critic now.

I'm in my 10th generation of TV critic now.

Mother Nature may be forgiving this year, or next year, but eventually she's going to...

Mother Nature may be forgiving this year, or next year, but eventually she's going to...

I think of myself as Special Forces, clearing the path for the infantry.

I think of myself as Special Forces, clearing the path for the infantry.

Extol Jewish virtue, modern Zionism and the Israeli Defense Forces.

Extol Jewish virtue, modern Zionism and the Israeli Defense Forces.

I must be doing something right. I've been around for a long time.

I must be doing something right. I've been around for a long time.

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the...

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen... with children, one in diapers, the...

I've made a connection with the television audience by being a proud Latino man. I...

I've made a connection with the television audience by being a proud Latino man. I...

One thing about these storms, we know how disruptive things can be when we depend...

One thing about these storms, we know how disruptive things can be when we depend...

I am enduring. You can disagree with me.

I am enduring. You can disagree with me.

I speak Spanish to my children and they speak it better than me.

I speak Spanish to my children and they speak it better than me.

I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.

I'm old, but I'm still cute and strong. And very butch.

Your performance gets you promoted. It doesn't matter if you're brown, back or white.

Your performance gets you promoted. It doesn't matter if you're brown, back or white.

Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want...

Rich people who own mansions on the beach shouldn't get federal subsidies. If you want...

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.

I have a friend named Jay. We call him J for short.

I have a friend named Jay. We call him J for short.

Love is like seaweed; even if you have pushed it away, you will not prevent...

Love is like seaweed; even if you have pushed it away, you will not prevent...

Women do two thirds of the world's work. Yet they earn only one tenth of...

Women do two thirds of the world's work. Yet they earn only one tenth of...