I was shot in the butt. - Beavis

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Dammit Beavis, Shut Up.

Dammit Beavis, Shut Up.

My people; we are without Bungholes..

My people; we are without Bungholes..

Dammit Beavis, what the hell are you doing? You're not supposed to have your penis...

Dammit Beavis, what the hell are you doing? You're not supposed to have your penis...

Yah, Beware the long wiener of Beavis.

Yah, Beware the long wiener of Beavis.

If you took an x-ray of your weiner would you see a bone -beavis

If you took an x-ray of your weiner would you see a bone -beavis

Uh, Beavis, did you cut the cheese? Huh huh huh.

Uh, Beavis, did you cut the cheese? Huh huh huh.

Mabey you should stick your weiner in the bug zapper. - Butt-Head

Mabey you should stick your weiner in the bug zapper. - Butt-Head

Hey Butthead, you know I'd like to kiss my ass.

Hey Butthead, you know I'd like to kiss my ass.

Shut up, Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come...

Shut up, Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come...

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNG HOLE!

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNG HOLE!

Dammit, Beavis. You just sent my boner to the ground.

Dammit, Beavis. You just sent my boner to the ground.

It's coming out of the ass of the ass. -Beavis

It's coming out of the ass of the ass. -Beavis

Now hold still this time! Uh, no pain no hole. Uh huh huh huh! -Butt-Head

Now hold still this time! Uh, no pain no hole. Uh huh huh huh! -Butt-Head

Shut up, Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come...

Shut up, Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come...

Boy, I tell you Beavis. You're one stupid son of a bitch! - Butt-Head

Boy, I tell you Beavis. You're one stupid son of a bitch! - Butt-Head

We should be on TV. - Butt-Head

We should be on TV. - Butt-Head

We'd better bury you Beavis. You're already starting to stink! - Butt-Head

We'd better bury you Beavis. You're already starting to stink! - Butt-Head

You know, these guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes. -Butt-head watching a...

You know, these guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes. -Butt-head watching a...

This sucks more then anything that has ever sucked before. -Butthead

This sucks more then anything that has ever sucked before. -Butthead

Hey beavis, Mr.Andersons balls are like, fithy. -butthead

Hey beavis, Mr.Andersons balls are like, fithy. -butthead