I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

Quote by Johnny Depp

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Love is not blind; it simply enables one to see things others fail to see.

Love is not blind; it simply enables one to see things others fail to see.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in...

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in...

I'm not sure I'm adult yet.

I'm not sure I'm adult yet.

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are...

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are...

Don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

Don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

You do the work and you want people to see it; but, um while I'm...

You do the work and you want people to see it; but, um while I'm...

Now, bring me that horizon.

Now, bring me that horizon.

I remember in that red leisure suit I sort of felt like a Pizza Hut...

I remember in that red leisure suit I sort of felt like a Pizza Hut...

You know, when you welcome a child into the world, you witness the birth of...

You know, when you welcome a child into the world, you witness the birth of...

When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You...

When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You...

With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There...

With any part you play, there is a certain amount of yourself in it. There...

I may have a feather duster down my pants.

I may have a feather duster down my pants.

France, and the whole of Europe have a great culture and an amazing history. Most...

France, and the whole of Europe have a great culture and an amazing history. Most...

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in...

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in...

All that matters is the ending, it's the most important part of the story, and...

All that matters is the ending, it's the most important part of the story, and...

Sticks an' stones, love. I've saved your life an' you've saved mine. We're square.

Sticks an' stones, love. I've saved your life an' you've saved mine. We're square.

The challenge for me is still to do something that hasn't been beaten into the...

The challenge for me is still to do something that hasn't been beaten into the...

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing

I think everybody's nuts.

I think everybody's nuts.