I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

Quote by Johnny Depp

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I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

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There are necessary evils. Money is an important thing in terms of representing freedom in...

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I am an American. I love my country and have great hopes for it. It...

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My body is a journal in a way. It's like what sailors used to do,...

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