I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

Quote by Johnny Depp

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I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in...

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in...

If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap...

If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap...

Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

I think everybody's nuts.

I think everybody's nuts.

How 'bout we make it three shillings and we forget the name.

How 'bout we make it three shillings and we forget the name.

The quality of life is so different in France. There is the possibility of living...

The quality of life is so different in France. There is the possibility of living...

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

The challenge for me is still to do something that hasn't been beaten into the...

The challenge for me is still to do something that hasn't been beaten into the...

Know I can do it, todd downy said, helping himself to another ear of corn...

Know I can do it, todd downy said, helping himself to another ear of corn...

How many chances to you get to make a musical about a serial killer? The...

How many chances to you get to make a musical about a serial killer? The...

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.

A woman who would steal your love when your love is all you really have...

A woman who would steal your love when your love is all you really have...

You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but...

You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but...

They stick you with those names, those labels -- 'rebel' or whatever; whatever they like...

They stick you with those names, those labels -- 'rebel' or whatever; whatever they like...

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a...

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a...

When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You...

When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You...

The beauty, the poetry of the fear in their eyes. I didn't mind going to...

The beauty, the poetry of the fear in their eyes. I didn't mind going to...

It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into...

It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into...

I'm not sure I'm adult yet.

I'm not sure I'm adult yet.

All that matters is the ending, it's the most important part of the story, and...

All that matters is the ending, it's the most important part of the story, and...