I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

Quote by Johnny Depp

Topics: Government Quotes

Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!

Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!

I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

I'm terribly sorry, if I see one I shall inform you immediately.

I'm terribly sorry, if I see one I shall inform you immediately.

Think the thing to do is to enjoy the ride while you're on it.

Think the thing to do is to enjoy the ride while you're on it.

The beauty, the poetry of the fear in their eyes. I didn't mind going to...

The beauty, the poetry of the fear in their eyes. I didn't mind going to...

France, and the whole of Europe have a great culture and an amazing history. Most...

France, and the whole of Europe have a great culture and an amazing history. Most...

I may have a feather duster down my pants.

I may have a feather duster down my pants.

Don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

Don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's...

The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's...

Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of...

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of...

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are...

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are...

Sticks an' stones, love. I've saved your life an' you've saved mine. We're square.

Sticks an' stones, love. I've saved your life an' you've saved mine. We're square.

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing

I guess I'm attracted to these off beat roles because my life has been a...

I guess I'm attracted to these off beat roles because my life has been a...

Don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

Don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

We're all damaged in our own way. Nobody's perfect. I think we are all somewhat...

We're all damaged in our own way. Nobody's perfect. I think we are all somewhat...

France, and the whole of Europe have a great culture and an amazing history. Most...

France, and the whole of Europe have a great culture and an amazing history. Most...

I think the thing to do is enjoy the ride while you're on it.

I think the thing to do is enjoy the ride while you're on it.

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all.