I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end.

Quote by Gilda Radner

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I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.

I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. It is there in the...

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. It is there in the...

I'm so full I can't hear.

I'm so full I can't hear.

You feel completely in control when you hear a wave of laughter coming back at...

You feel completely in control when you hear a wave of laughter coming back at...

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear...

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear...

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh.

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh.

Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily.

Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily.

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. It is there in the...

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. It is there in the...

While we have the gift of life, it seems to me the only tragedy is...

While we have the gift of life, it seems to me the only tragedy is...

Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best...

Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best...

Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look...

Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look...

The goal is to live a full, productive life even with all that ambiguity. No...

The goal is to live a full, productive life even with all that ambiguity. No...

I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.

I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. It is there in the...

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. It is there in the...

I can't cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

I can't cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer.

Socrates was killed by his own people. He was! [Nods head]. Coz he questioned everything...

Socrates was killed by his own people. He was! [Nods head]. Coz he questioned everything...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals...

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

Going to the bathroom is not a spectator sport.

Going to the bathroom is not a spectator sport.

A poor joke must invent its own laughter.

A poor joke must invent its own laughter.