I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.

Quote by Bruce Willis

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Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart.

Everybody, no matter how old you are, is around 24, 25 in their heart.

You can't undo the past... but you can certainly not repeat it.

You can't undo the past... but you can certainly not repeat it.

I like having the dough to come and go as I please.

I like having the dough to come and go as I please.

I just have more fun when I get to try new things - and the...

I just have more fun when I get to try new things - and the...

I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After...

I've always had confidence. Before I was famous, that confidence got me into trouble. After...

But the action film genre is gonna have to come up with some new bad...

But the action film genre is gonna have to come up with some new bad...

After I did the first Die Hard I said I'd never do another, same after...

After I did the first Die Hard I said I'd never do another, same after...

I'm staggered by the question of what it's like to be a multimillionaire. I always...

I'm staggered by the question of what it's like to be a multimillionaire. I always...

I'm really just a regular guy who has had an incredibly blessed life.

I'm really just a regular guy who has had an incredibly blessed life.

Justin Timberlake is terrific in this film. I told him it's time to stop singing.

Justin Timberlake is terrific in this film. I told him it's time to stop singing.

If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein.

If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein.

Every day I work at not taking this fame thing seriously. Fortunately I have a...

Every day I work at not taking this fame thing seriously. Fortunately I have a...

They look right. And you move left.

They look right. And you move left.

Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. . . . Be a...

Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. . . . Be a...

I hate working out. Because I work out for films now solely I come to...

I hate working out. Because I work out for films now solely I come to...

Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. Be a hero, take the...

Too many children in foster care are falling through cracks. Be a hero, take the...

I hate government. I'm apolitical. Write that down. I'm not a Republican.

I hate government. I'm apolitical. Write that down. I'm not a Republican.

My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once...

My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once...

Violence - look, we live in a violent world, man. This country was founded on...

Violence - look, we live in a violent world, man. This country was founded on...

On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open...

On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open...