I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that's to get rid of all my other desires

Quote by John Cleese

Topics: Desire Quotes

For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very...

For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very...

I can never do better than Fawlty Towers whatever I do. Now I very much...

I can never do better than Fawlty Towers whatever I do. Now I very much...

I was very sad to hear of the death of Ronnie Barker, who was such...

I was very sad to hear of the death of Ronnie Barker, who was such...

I think that sometimes you do something that makes a small group of people laugh,...

I think that sometimes you do something that makes a small group of people laugh,...

He who laughs most, learns best.

He who laughs most, learns best.

A man will give up almost anything except his suffering.

A man will give up almost anything except his suffering.

God was treated like this powerful, erratic, rather punitive father who has to be pacified...

God was treated like this powerful, erratic, rather punitive father who has to be pacified...

If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.

If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.

But then acting is all about faking. We're all very good at faking things that...

But then acting is all about faking. We're all very good at faking things that...

Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of...

Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of...

I want to write a book which is the history of comedy.

I want to write a book which is the history of comedy.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent...

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent...

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

I tend to have an odd split in my mind: I tend to look at...

I tend to have an odd split in my mind: I tend to look at...

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want...

If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want...

Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like... Some wines that some experts...

Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like... Some wines that some experts...

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make...

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make...

Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited.

Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited.

The thrill I got discovering Buster Keaton when I was growing up was so exciting....

The thrill I got discovering Buster Keaton when I was growing up was so exciting....