I understand your new play is full of single entendres.
Quote by George S Kaufman
George S Kaufman Quotes
At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead...
When I was born I owed twelve dollars.
I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.
Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is...
Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.
When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face....
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