I think to be a successful comic, you have to be exceptionally smart and exceptionally perceptive.

Quote by Christopher Meloni

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I've written a couple screenplays and half-finished plays.

I've written a couple screenplays and half-finished plays.

I have worried about getting pigeon-holed, but now I think I've done enough weird, offbeat...

I have worried about getting pigeon-holed, but now I think I've done enough weird, offbeat...

I didn't get into acting to be a public service announcer or an advocate and...

I didn't get into acting to be a public service announcer or an advocate and...

You can be childlike without being childish.

You can be childlike without being childish.

My mother raised three children on her own and my dad was a doctor working...

My mother raised three children on her own and my dad was a doctor working...

How that works is our first season was the year we had a threatened writers'...

How that works is our first season was the year we had a threatened writers'...

I love my lifestyle now, but at the end of nine months, you're toast. You...

I love my lifestyle now, but at the end of nine months, you're toast. You...

I'd like to go away for six months and learn to kiteboard and windsurf. I...

I'd like to go away for six months and learn to kiteboard and windsurf. I...

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask...

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask...

I think we present extreme aspects of human behavior and hopefully get at times, messages...

I think we present extreme aspects of human behavior and hopefully get at times, messages...

Hate is a draining bottomless pit from whence nothing good or of any value can...

Hate is a draining bottomless pit from whence nothing good or of any value can...

I've got the best of all worlds. It's every actor's dream to wake up in...

I've got the best of all worlds. It's every actor's dream to wake up in...

I'd have to say Bali's my favorite place that I've visited.

I'd have to say Bali's my favorite place that I've visited.

There was a friend of ours who worked with a girl who had said she...

There was a friend of ours who worked with a girl who had said she...

De Niro was a hero of mine. And Sean Penn. But I've realized I can't...

De Niro was a hero of mine. And Sean Penn. But I've realized I can't...

It is a weird feeling to have people go, Hey Chris like they know me....

It is a weird feeling to have people go, Hey Chris like they know me....

The surprising thing about fatherhood was finding my inner mush. Now I want to share...

The surprising thing about fatherhood was finding my inner mush. Now I want to share...

I like intellectual journeys.

I like intellectual journeys.

We went online to surrogacy agencies. We interviewed lots of people - and I have...

We went online to surrogacy agencies. We interviewed lots of people - and I have...

I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was...

I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was...