I think to be a successful comic, you have to be exceptionally smart and exceptionally perceptive.

Quote by Christopher Meloni

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But when you're a working actor - and that's what you keep saying in your...

But when you're a working actor - and that's what you keep saying in your...

You couldn't pay me enough to be a law enforcement officer. Their job is a...

You couldn't pay me enough to be a law enforcement officer. Their job is a...

I've written a couple screenplays and half-finished plays.

I've written a couple screenplays and half-finished plays.

I love my lifestyle now, but at the end of nine months, you're toast. You...

I love my lifestyle now, but at the end of nine months, you're toast. You...

I rarely see one of the 'summer blockbuster' movies. I'd like to see a stronger...

I rarely see one of the 'summer blockbuster' movies. I'd like to see a stronger...

De Niro was a hero of mine. And Sean Penn. But I've realized I can't...

De Niro was a hero of mine. And Sean Penn. But I've realized I can't...

I like intellectual journeys.

I like intellectual journeys.

It's always been kind of weird to me because when you give someone an autograph,...

It's always been kind of weird to me because when you give someone an autograph,...

Look, I hate to sound like Pollyanna, but I literally can't wait to get to...

Look, I hate to sound like Pollyanna, but I literally can't wait to get to...

The surprising thing about fatherhood was finding my inner mush. Now I want to share...

The surprising thing about fatherhood was finding my inner mush. Now I want to share...

Hate is a draining bottomless pit from whence nothing good or of any value can...

Hate is a draining bottomless pit from whence nothing good or of any value can...

There was a friend of ours who worked with a girl who had said she...

There was a friend of ours who worked with a girl who had said she...

My mother raised three children on her own and my dad was a doctor working...

My mother raised three children on her own and my dad was a doctor working...

If you take life at face value, it loses its luster pretty quickly. If you...

If you take life at face value, it loses its luster pretty quickly. If you...

Whoever envisions not one but two series in New York?

Whoever envisions not one but two series in New York?

I never find sincerity offensive... so, be sincere.

I never find sincerity offensive... so, be sincere.

I'm just an actor, but if the extra part of it is that I'm helping...

I'm just an actor, but if the extra part of it is that I'm helping...

If you try hard enough, you can bend the spoon; you can shift reality.

If you try hard enough, you can bend the spoon; you can shift reality.

I didn't get into acting to be a public service announcer or an advocate and...

I didn't get into acting to be a public service announcer or an advocate and...

My wife has brought great beauty into my life. And my daughter has brought me...

My wife has brought great beauty into my life. And my daughter has brought me...