I probably was as bad as a security guard as I was as a tie salesman.

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Last year, I finally got my own grand piano, and that was a big thing...

Last year, I finally got my own grand piano, and that was a big thing...

There's nothing worse than putting two similar shows back-to-back. Viewers don't want to watch one...

There's nothing worse than putting two similar shows back-to-back. Viewers don't want to watch one...

I found every single laugh as Laertes that you can find and only realized later...

I found every single laugh as Laertes that you can find and only realized later...

You only have a week to do a show. I mean, there's only so deep...

You only have a week to do a show. I mean, there's only so deep...

I don't remember any sibling rivalry growing up, because by the time I was really...

I don't remember any sibling rivalry growing up, because by the time I was really...

I was as happy doing theater in New York for little or no money as...

I was as happy doing theater in New York for little or no money as...

I don't have the time to tell you all the things I've learned from this...

I don't have the time to tell you all the things I've learned from this...

Maybe it's because I'm getting older, I'm finding enjoyment in things that stop time. Just...

Maybe it's because I'm getting older, I'm finding enjoyment in things that stop time. Just...

My dad had been an actor... not only had my dad been an actor, but...

My dad had been an actor... not only had my dad been an actor, but...

People can be a hoot on the set, but if they're not good to work...

People can be a hoot on the set, but if they're not good to work...

We can't control what the ratings will be. It's like, if you're going to go...

We can't control what the ratings will be. It's like, if you're going to go...

From Kelsey, I have learned among many other things the value of turning on a...

From Kelsey, I have learned among many other things the value of turning on a...

We all went to Kelsey's wedding, and yeah, we go to parties. We also go...

We all went to Kelsey's wedding, and yeah, we go to parties. We also go...

Don't you always feel bad when they take away one of the spoons? It's like...

Don't you always feel bad when they take away one of the spoons? It's like...

On some level in acting, what you're trying to find is truth, because when it's...

On some level in acting, what you're trying to find is truth, because when it's...

The first year I was on the show, it took an interviewer about 45 minutes...

The first year I was on the show, it took an interviewer about 45 minutes...

I would always fall down the big main staircase in our house. My favorite thing...

I would always fall down the big main staircase in our house. My favorite thing...

I was chased through a chateau in the Loire Valley by a bunch of American...

I was chased through a chateau in the Loire Valley by a bunch of American...

I was going to be a concert pianist, and when I was in high school,...

I was going to be a concert pianist, and when I was in high school,...

Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens.

Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens.