I only have two rules for my newly born daughter: she will dress well and never have sex.

Quote by John Malkovich

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There's a reason screens are only this thick.

There's a reason screens are only this thick.

I don't think my parents know what I do.

I don't think my parents know what I do.

If you don't interfere with me, I'll always do something really good.

If you don't interfere with me, I'll always do something really good.

I can have incredible self-discipline. But see, I think it's obviously a form of stupidity.

I can have incredible self-discipline. But see, I think it's obviously a form of stupidity.

I'm more comfortable with whatever's wrong with me than my father was whenever he felt...

I'm more comfortable with whatever's wrong with me than my father was whenever he felt...

I wouldn't say anything I ever did in film would be something I'd use the...

I wouldn't say anything I ever did in film would be something I'd use the...

You have to do things people see or you don't get to do anything.

You have to do things people see or you don't get to do anything.

It's not a gift of mine, but one given to me, to be able to...

It's not a gift of mine, but one given to me, to be able to...

You can't work in the movies. Movies are all about lighting. Very few filmmakers will...

You can't work in the movies. Movies are all about lighting. Very few filmmakers will...

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would just say that -...

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would just say that -...

I'm supposed to be a pretty good theater actor.

I'm supposed to be a pretty good theater actor.

I don't want to be boring. But that's not always easy.

I don't want to be boring. But that's not always easy.

Even if you do succeed most people wouldn't notice anyway.

Even if you do succeed most people wouldn't notice anyway.

I'm more likely to lose my temper on a film set than almost anywhere. Often...

I'm more likely to lose my temper on a film set than almost anywhere. Often...

I was a very good baseball and football player, but my father always told me...

I was a very good baseball and football player, but my father always told me...

My life before children I don't really remember. I've heard references to it, but I...

My life before children I don't really remember. I've heard references to it, but I...

Of course it's trivial, but then most things are.

Of course it's trivial, but then most things are.

I don't lose my temper very often now, and if I do, it's well deserved.

I don't lose my temper very often now, and if I do, it's well deserved.

Some directors expect you to do everything; write, be producer, psychiatrist. Some just want you...

Some directors expect you to do everything; write, be producer, psychiatrist. Some just want you...

I haven't physically attacked anyone in a couple of years.

I haven't physically attacked anyone in a couple of years.