I only have two rules for my newly born daughter: she will dress well and never have sex.

Quote by John Malkovich

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I was a very good baseball and football player, but my father always told me...

I was a very good baseball and football player, but my father always told me...

There's a reason screens are only this thick.

There's a reason screens are only this thick.

I've lived in Europe for the better part of twenty years, and I've noticed that...

I've lived in Europe for the better part of twenty years, and I've noticed that...

Even if you do succeed most people wouldn't notice anyway.

Even if you do succeed most people wouldn't notice anyway.

I've permitted myself to learn and to fail with some regularity. And that is probably...

I've permitted myself to learn and to fail with some regularity. And that is probably...

I'm more comfortable with whatever's wrong with me than my father was whenever he felt...

I'm more comfortable with whatever's wrong with me than my father was whenever he felt...

My life before children I don't really remember. I've heard references to it, but I...

My life before children I don't really remember. I've heard references to it, but I...

Where women are concerned, the rule is never to go out with anyone better dressed...

Where women are concerned, the rule is never to go out with anyone better dressed...

Of course it's trivial, but then most things are.

Of course it's trivial, but then most things are.

I'm more likely to lose my temper on a film set than almost anywhere. Often...

I'm more likely to lose my temper on a film set than almost anywhere. Often...

I wouldn't say anything I ever did in film would be something I'd use the...

I wouldn't say anything I ever did in film would be something I'd use the...

I wasn't really raised to be the type of person to have doubts.

I wasn't really raised to be the type of person to have doubts.

If you don't interfere with me, I'll always do something really good.

If you don't interfere with me, I'll always do something really good.

It's not a gift of mine, but one given to me, to be able to...

It's not a gift of mine, but one given to me, to be able to...

I haven't physically attacked anyone in a couple of years.

I haven't physically attacked anyone in a couple of years.

I don't want to be boring. But that's not always easy.

I don't want to be boring. But that's not always easy.

You have to do things people see or you don't get to do anything.

You have to do things people see or you don't get to do anything.

I'm supposed to be a pretty good theater actor.

I'm supposed to be a pretty good theater actor.

I don't think my parents know what I do.

I don't think my parents know what I do.

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would just say that -...

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would just say that -...