I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.

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You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge.

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge.

The race may not always be to the swift nor the victory to the strong,...

The race may not always be to the swift nor the victory to the strong,...

He [Will Rogers] was America's most complete human document. One-third humor. One-third humanitarian. One-third heart.

He [Will Rogers] was America's most complete human document. One-third humor. One-third humanitarian. One-third heart.

Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long...

Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long...

You can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to...

You can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to...

I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on...

I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on...

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but...

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but...

The race may not always be to the swift nor the victory to the strong,...

The race may not always be to the swift nor the victory to the strong,...

Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long...

Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long...

I long ago came to the conclusion that all life is 6 to 5 against.

I long ago came to the conclusion that all life is 6 to 5 against.

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but...

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but...

The race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong. (Ecclesiastes 9:11)

The race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong. (Ecclesiastes 9:11)

A race preserves its vigor so long as it harbors a real contrast between what...

A race preserves its vigor so long as it harbors a real contrast between what...

Race is precisely of as much consequence in man as it is in any animal

Race is precisely of as much consequence in man as it is in any animal

It is true, I deny the incomprehensible Trinity, and the fable regarding the fall of...

It is true, I deny the incomprehensible Trinity, and the fable regarding the fall of...

Afro Angel, born against the world You don't have to sell your soul and throw...

Afro Angel, born against the world You don't have to sell your soul and throw...

Some day science may have the existence of mankind in power, and the human race...

Some day science may have the existence of mankind in power, and the human race...

I am not, nor ever have been, in favor of bringing about in any way...

I am not, nor ever have been, in favor of bringing about in any way...

Frankly I love the word 'nigga.' It is my favorite word in the English language...

Frankly I love the word 'nigga.' It is my favorite word in the English language...

Prejudices are rarely overcome by argument; not being founded in reason they cannot be destroyed...

Prejudices are rarely overcome by argument; not being founded in reason they cannot be destroyed...