I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Quote by Humpty Hump

Topics: Hip Hop Quotes

My mind so sharp, I fuck around and cut my head off.

My mind so sharp, I fuck around and cut my head off.

Im on the pursuit of happiness and I know, that everything thats shining aint always...

Im on the pursuit of happiness and I know, that everything thats shining aint always...

I get more brain than an organ donor.

I get more brain than an organ donor.

Slim shady - hotter then a set of twin babies. In a mercedes benz wit...

Slim shady - hotter then a set of twin babies. In a mercedes benz wit...

Life isn't a bitch, life is a beautiful women, you just call her a bitch...

Life isn't a bitch, life is a beautiful women, you just call her a bitch...

2 things I never seen, a UFO and a bitch I need.

2 things I never seen, a UFO and a bitch I need.

Take it from me, parents just don't understand

Take it from me, parents just don't understand

Look at my situation, I couldnt ask for more, Im the real Situation, I should...

Look at my situation, I couldnt ask for more, Im the real Situation, I should...

See I'm a poet to some, a regular modern day Shakespeare. Jesus Christ the King...

See I'm a poet to some, a regular modern day Shakespeare. Jesus Christ the King...

Before they could begin, you told them it was the end. So I am here...

Before they could begin, you told them it was the end. So I am here...

They ain't super or Luigi or Mario; ain't found that power, plus they couldn't spit...

They ain't super or Luigi or Mario; ain't found that power, plus they couldn't spit...

Cash rules everything around me, cream get the moeny. Dolla dolla bills yall.

Cash rules everything around me, cream get the moeny. Dolla dolla bills yall.

If these dudes is Live, I'm the create-a-player.

If these dudes is Live, I'm the create-a-player.

Moving like a tortoise, full of rigor mortis

Moving like a tortoise, full of rigor mortis

If you go platinum, its got nothing to do with luck, it just means that...

If you go platinum, its got nothing to do with luck, it just means that...

I got u single,so i got to mingle, and anybody tingle,then u'd have to jingle.

I got u single,so i got to mingle, and anybody tingle,then u'd have to jingle.

Sent my wife some pictures of me and bitches runnin a train.

Sent my wife some pictures of me and bitches runnin a train.

Im not saying Im number one, uh sorry I lied Im number one two three...

Im not saying Im number one, uh sorry I lied Im number one two three...