I mean, I'm obviously not one of those people who's so beautiful women take their clothes off when I walk into the room. I didn't become a star overnight.

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That's the trouble with anything which essentially has a lot of bits that are physically...

That's the trouble with anything which essentially has a lot of bits that are physically...

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very...

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very...

The backgrounds in Lord of the Rings are all explained.

The backgrounds in Lord of the Rings are all explained.

I've signed on for four movies, and I'll do four. That's easy. No complications there.

I've signed on for four movies, and I'll do four. That's easy. No complications there.

My dad? He died when I was 19, which is a bad time for your...

My dad? He died when I was 19, which is a bad time for your...

It was quite instant that he wanted Harry's approval. Did you notice that? And the...

It was quite instant that he wanted Harry's approval. Did you notice that? And the...

The person who comes up to you and makes the most noise and is the...

The person who comes up to you and makes the most noise and is the...

Crows are incredibly smart. They can be taught five things on the drop.

Crows are incredibly smart. They can be taught five things on the drop.

And I think he's been very keen to do that.

And I think he's been very keen to do that.

I've got two young kids. I don't know what the future holds.

I've got two young kids. I don't know what the future holds.

Why is it trivia? People call it trivia because they know nothing and they are...

Why is it trivia? People call it trivia because they know nothing and they are...

See, what you're meant to do when you have a mid-life crisis is buy a...

See, what you're meant to do when you have a mid-life crisis is buy a...

Believe me, my children have more stamina than a power station.

Believe me, my children have more stamina than a power station.

I've already felt that I want to direct. Being an executive producer is like the...

I've already felt that I want to direct. Being an executive producer is like the...

Ninety percent of people's nightmares is standing in front of 1,000 people. Did you know...

Ninety percent of people's nightmares is standing in front of 1,000 people. Did you know...

I love films where the world seems to be going a bit faster and everything's...

I love films where the world seems to be going a bit faster and everything's...

I knew it was going to be enormous because of the number of people who...

I knew it was going to be enormous because of the number of people who...

I sometimes worry that all the beautiful things have been made.

I sometimes worry that all the beautiful things have been made.

What you do is get the right director and the right screenwriter and the right...

What you do is get the right director and the right screenwriter and the right...

It's hell with that big beard and stuff. That's the one bit I don't like....

It's hell with that big beard and stuff. That's the one bit I don't like....