I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I…

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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that...

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that...

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I...

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I...

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love...

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love...

To be honest with you, when I got into this I never thought about reviews....

To be honest with you, when I got into this I never thought about reviews....

I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public...

I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public...

It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't...

It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't...

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too....

I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too....

My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too...

My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too...

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks...

When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks...

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my...

I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my...

I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is,...

I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is,...

When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my...

When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my...

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars....

I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars....

We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something....

We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something....

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family,...

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family,...

I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to...

I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to...

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.