I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Quote by Winston Churchill

Topics: Life Quotes, Optimistic Quotes

May the pain you have known and the conflict you have experienced give you the...

May the pain you have known and the conflict you have experienced give you the...

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom.

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom.

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have.

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have.

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.

All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word:...

All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word:...

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

I never worry about action, but only inaction.

I never worry about action, but only inaction.

We must beware of trying to build a society in which nobody counts for anything...

We must beware of trying to build a society in which nobody counts for anything...

We shall draw from the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival.

We shall draw from the heart of suffering itself the means of inspiration and survival.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal...

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal...

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what...

We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what...

Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because he does not know what...

Too often the strong, silent man is silent only because he does not know what...

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.

Don't take 'no' for an answer, never submit to failure. Do not be fobbed off...

Don't take 'no' for an answer, never submit to failure. Do not be fobbed off...

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal...

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal...

Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.

Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us....

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us....

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out...

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out...

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few...

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few...

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

The best thing you've ever done for me¦is to help me take my life less...

The best thing you've ever done for me¦is to help me take my life less...