I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it over to the government in taxes to keep it going.
Quote by George Bernard Shaw
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics.
Never waste jealousy on a real man: it is the imaginary man that supplants us...
When a man wants to murder a tiger, it's called sport; when the tiger wants...
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
In the arts of life, man invents nothing; but in the arts of death he...
The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and...
Live everyday as though it's your last 'cause one day you'll be right.
Nothing is worth doing unless the consequences may be serious.
A genius is a person who is seeing further and probing deeper than other people...
The apparent multiplication of gods is bewildering at the first glance, but you soon discover...
Forget about likes and dislikes. They are of no consequence. Just do what must be...
Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn.
Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing: age, which forgives itself everything, is forgiven...
What is virtue but the Trade Unionism of the married?
The secret of forgiving everything is to understand nothing
Dying is a troublesome business: there is pain to be suffered, and it wrings one's...
Never fret for an only son, the idea of failure will never occur to him.
The frontier between hell and heaven is only the difference between two ways of looking...
I am a Christian. That obliges me to be a Communist.