I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.

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Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so...

Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so...

Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the...

Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the...

It was hard for me to do the show (All American Girl) because a lot...

It was hard for me to do the show (All American Girl) because a lot...

Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the...

Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the...

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's...

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's...

Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what...

Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what...

Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in...

Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in...

People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the...

People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the...

It was hard for me to do the show (All American Girl) because a lot...

It was hard for me to do the show (All American Girl) because a lot...

Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.

Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.

Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more...

Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more...

People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the...

People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the...

Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in...

Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in...

The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might...

The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might...

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex ever. Now that...

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex ever. Now that...

Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.

Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.

It was hard for me to do the show (All American Girl) because a lot...

It was hard for me to do the show (All American Girl) because a lot...

Crime and the fear of crime have permeated the fabric of American life.

Crime and the fear of crime have permeated the fabric of American life.

Disapproval of homosexuality cannot justify invading the houses, hearts and minds of citizens who choose...

Disapproval of homosexuality cannot justify invading the houses, hearts and minds of citizens who choose...

The minute I tell you I'm a dyke and you're like, 'If you're a lesbian,...

The minute I tell you I'm a dyke and you're like, 'If you're a lesbian,...

Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes...

Calories are just little tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes...

The test of courage comes when we are in the minority. The test of tolerance...

The test of courage comes when we are in the minority. The test of tolerance...