I learned there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead, others come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready, you see. Now my troubles are going to have trouble with me.

Quote by Dr Seuss

Topics: Hard Times Quotes

How did it get so late so soon?

How did it get so late so soon?

Don't fit in when we were born to be different

Don't fit in when we were born to be different

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have...

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have...

Being crazy isn't enough.

Being crazy isn't enough.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better...

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better...

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better...

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better...

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer...

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer...

Adults are obsolete children.

Adults are obsolete children.

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter...

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter...

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter...

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter...

You are you. Now, isn't that pleasant?

You are you. Now, isn't that pleasant?

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer...

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer...

Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or...

Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or...

Preachers in pulpits talked about what a great message is in the book. No matter...

Preachers in pulpits talked about what a great message is in the book. No matter...

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is [finally] better...

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is [finally] better...

I am a zizzer zazzer zuzz as you can plainly see.

I am a zizzer zazzer zuzz as you can plainly see.

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds....

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds....

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil,...

All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil,...

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust...

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust...