I just want Aerosmith to always give me a hard-on, that's all I ever ask for, for it to be the most special thing in my life. As long as I look at it through those eyes, it will always…

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Falling in love is so hard on the knees.

Falling in love is so hard on the knees.

I Don't Want To Miss a Thing.

I Don't Want To Miss a Thing.

Younger bands are into jerking off and we're into fucking. That's all there is to...

Younger bands are into jerking off and we're into fucking. That's all there is to...

Mary had a little sheep, With the sheep she went to sleep. The sheep turned...

Mary had a little sheep, With the sheep she went to sleep. The sheep turned...

You know...sometimes I'll be looking out at the audience and I'll be in the middle...

You know...sometimes I'll be looking out at the audience and I'll be in the middle...

The thing that really stands out in my mind about Aerosmith is that we're still...

The thing that really stands out in my mind about Aerosmith is that we're still...

One thing just kept leading to another, different angles, different things. I always tell people...

One thing just kept leading to another, different angles, different things. I always tell people...

Confuscious says that crowded elevators smell differently to midgets!

Confuscious says that crowded elevators smell differently to midgets!

I don't wanna close my eyes. I don't wanna fall asleep, cause i'll miss you...

I don't wanna close my eyes. I don't wanna fall asleep, cause i'll miss you...

You have no idea how much it costs to look this cheap.

You have no idea how much it costs to look this cheap.

When I let the kid out, he stays out. That's why I'm in rock n'...

When I let the kid out, he stays out. That's why I'm in rock n'...

Life's a journey, not a destination!

Life's a journey, not a destination!

Time, don't let it slip away. Raise your drinking glass, here's to yesterday...Come full circle.

Time, don't let it slip away. Raise your drinking glass, here's to yesterday...Come full circle.

Good night, everyone- and remember- in this world, if you wanna get ahead, you gotta...

Good night, everyone- and remember- in this world, if you wanna get ahead, you gotta...

I'd met Mick Jagger years ago when he invited me to his house in Malibu,...

I'd met Mick Jagger years ago when he invited me to his house in Malibu,...

We would like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

We would like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Its not what you make of your dreams that matters, its what your dreams make...

Its not what you make of your dreams that matters, its what your dreams make...

Dream on, dream on, dream until your dream comes true.

Dream on, dream on, dream until your dream comes true.

Codi: So you think we all just have animal dreams. We can't think of anything...

Codi: So you think we all just have animal dreams. We can't think of anything...

There's gonna be times when people tell you that you can't live your dreams. This...

There's gonna be times when people tell you that you can't live your dreams. This...